Well we're just about thawed out from a hell of a winter and the summer is just around the corner so let's get geared up for the biggest bash on the deep blue sea! Time flies by, especially when you don't remember anything in the morning. We've absolutely killed it the past four seasons and the Boatonian is ready to set sail for the biggest and best season yet! It's time to start planning with all your friends to join us on THURSDAY nights, so hop on the boat, grab a beer, and hit the dance floor while DJ Breeazy brings you the hottest mixes around Boston. Bust out those boat shoes and check back soon for all the details for our 2011 season on the high seas!
DON'T MISS THE BOAT—FOLLOW THIS GUIDE AND HAVE THE BEST THURSDAY NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE!
Sometime Before THURSDAY: Purchase your tickets. Seriously, we sell out quickly. 21 PLUS ONLY!!!! THIS ISN'T FOR THE KIDS, TRUST ME!
5PM-6:30PM: Meet your friends to kick off the night for our pre-party at HOWL AT THE MOON!!!!!!. Note to slackers: if the boat isn't already sold out you can buy tickets there too.
7PM SHARP: Boatonian sets sail out of ROWES WHARF at 7PM which means if you're not ONBOARD at that time, we won't be in the same boat.
7:01PM-9:58PM: Many things happen on the boat once out on the high seas…The DJ-licious sounds of DJ Breeazy take over the boat. You realize Coronas somehow taste better while on a cruise. Dance parties break out all over the place—at some point you may partake in the dancing festivities. You wish Boston wasn't cold 80% of the year so you could enjoy this feeling all year round. . The Miss Boatonian Competition crowns one sexy lady sailor "Miss Boatonian" and she walks away with hard, cold cash.
9:59PM: Realizing the boat is about to dock, you figure out what the night's next plan of attack includes. Not to worry—we've already got that covered for you (See 10:01PM)
10PM: Boatonian docks at ROWES WHARF and we all head back to *** HOWL AT THE MOON*** (YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT THE HOTTEST PLACE IN TOWN IS WHERE WE PARTY THE NIGHT AWAY AFTER HITTING THE SHORE).
10:01PM: Time for our kick ass free cover HOWL AT THE MOON after party!!!!!
10:02PM-2AM: What was expected to be a "three hour tour" just turned into all night and you couldn't be happier with your decision.
